Although it may appear physically impossible, Gerardo, a true master of the spear, will spear your face off so don't mess with him.
by Denoalen April 09, 2008

God of sexonia, has the physical features of hercules + ron jeremys penis times a million suns, best womenizer in the known universe and quite possibly ur pants, can make any girl orgas-maplode into sunshine.
the dopest, flyest, OG Pimp hustler gangsta player hardcore motherfucker living JEW HATER today (no fat chicks)
the dopest, flyest, OG Pimp hustler gangsta player hardcore motherfucker living JEW HATER today (no fat chicks)
Brian: i wish i was a gerardo.
Kyle: me to :( if your a gerardo, you get all the ladies
Brian: yeah, its like he makes me appear gay..
Kyle: me to :( if your a gerardo, you get all the ladies
Brian: yeah, its like he makes me appear gay..
by arickCartmen September 29, 2011

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by asiannigga May 06, 2011

Look at that gerardo
by mansdnsnbd November 21, 2016

by Yosssssss June 20, 2019

Gerardo is sweet, kind, nice, funny,and weird sometimes. But his kisses will melt your heart and you will fall in love with them kisses. He gotta girl already tho! He so kind to her and treats her like his number one queen. He kisses, hugs, and tries to talk to her even tho sometimes she’s nervous he will always know how much she cares about him oh btw he’s hot
Gerardo is cute and funny
by Gerardoiscute February 28, 2019
