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Comes from an old Germanic word, "gerd" or spear. Means master of the spear.
Although it may appear physically impossible, Gerardo, a true master of the spear, will spear your face off so don't mess with him.
by Denoalen April 09, 2008
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the sweetest guy you'll ever meet. you'll never meet someone nicer than him. he's fun and honest. no one out there like him.
by crazypantsdvg April 19, 2011
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God of sexonia, has the physical features of hercules + ron jeremys penis times a million suns, best womenizer in the known universe and quite possibly ur pants, can make any girl orgas-maplode into sunshine.

the dopest, flyest, OG Pimp hustler gangsta player hardcore motherfucker living JEW HATER today (no fat chicks)
Brian: i wish i was a gerardo.
Kyle: me to :( if your a gerardo, you get all the ladies
Brian: yeah, its like he makes me appear gay..
by arickCartmen September 29, 2011
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A guy who loves dropped trucks and burnouts. Gera likes chevys not no other bullshit troka
Fuckin gerardo back at it again con tus pinches burnouts
by Elcompagera701 May 29, 2017
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known as someone who excels at basketball or also known as the "King of The Court".
Gerardo here and I'm king of the court.
And when I rap I keep it short.
by saladblade69 September 21, 2017
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Gerardo is usually a name of a guy. Almost always a very funny guy who plays the joker just about everywhere he goes. Usually everybody loves him, tho not always because who ever he is making fun of will dislike him. He generally has a very sexy sister but is not too good looking himself. And contrary to popular belief is not actually gay.
Haha! Gerardo is so funny!
Gerardo's sister is hot.
I'm so surprised that Gerardo isn't actually gay.
by JJC & Micky May 13, 2008
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