geonet
Identifies geographical network locations.
geonet by Hercolena Oliver October 17, 2008
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bong geometry
The placement and direction of a bong and lighter within a smoking circle to indicate the next person’s turn
Chris: Hey, Meredith. Is it your to smoke? Bong geometry says so.
Meredith: How so?
Chris: The lighter is in front of you and the bong is facing you as well.
Meredith: Thanks, Chris! I can always count on you.
Meredith: How so?
Chris: The lighter is in front of you and the bong is facing you as well.
Meredith: Thanks, Chris! I can always count on you.
bong geometry by Thundercat Thorn April 29, 2019
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Genetic Research
1. Research relating to genes or inherited characteristics. Gene mapping, gene sequencing, and so on.
2. Masturbation, especially male masturbation as it usually leads to the expulsion of raw male genetic material.
2. Masturbation, especially male masturbation as it usually leads to the expulsion of raw male genetic material.
Scientist: I'm going to determine the relative positions of genes on a DNA molecule.
Guy 1: Hey, I've been trying to call you all afternoon! Where have you been?
Guy 2: At home conducting a little genetic research.
Guy 1: One of my favorite pastimes.
Guy 1: Hey, I've been trying to call you all afternoon! Where have you been?
Guy 2: At home conducting a little genetic research.
Guy 1: One of my favorite pastimes.
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Geometry
Dad " Hiya son! Whatcha Doing?"
Son " I'm doing Geometry! "
Dad " Why you little shit... this is a christian family! That's it! Your getting crucified!
Son " I'm doing Geometry! "
Dad " Why you little shit... this is a christian family! That's it! Your getting crucified!
Geometry by Mr. Peyote March 20, 2011
Goonette
The female equivalent of a gooner.
A female who is so addicted to porn and masturbation. That it takes over her life and takes too priority over everything including family and friends.
Also know as a gooner girl or girl gooner
A female who is so addicted to porn and masturbation. That it takes over her life and takes too priority over everything including family and friends.
Also know as a gooner girl or girl gooner
Ann: How come Sarah isn't here today?
Jessica: She is at home. I don't think we will ever see her again. She is a goonette now.
Jessica: She is at home. I don't think we will ever see her again. She is a goonette now.
Goonette by Patheticnikkij October 10, 2019
Geometry
Torture.Geometry is nothing but a bunch of hard crap that has to with lines like "postulates" and theorems and shit like that.Its really a bunch of hard crap that frustrates the living hell out of yo and when they give you a test your mind goes blank and your like "What the f*ck is this crap?!?!" and to make it worse your put in with a teacher who doesn't know shit.
Carlos: "Geometry sucks balls.Its so hard and the so called "teacher" can't teach for shit"
Freddy: "Yea I know right they should fire that bitch"
Freddy: "Yea I know right they should fire that bitch"
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