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Gentlemen’s Shotgun 

An aggressive circle jerk usually done in a dorm shower where the one who finished first swallows the person who finishes last cum.
Sorry guys I’ll be back at 6 I had to go do a Gentlemen’s Shotgun.

Gentlemen's Literature 

1) Literature tending to the needs of a gentleman, at such times when one is often alone. Essential reading for the cultured gent.
2) Dirty titty mags for dirty manslags.
"I say Terrance, lovely collection of gentlemen's literature you have here!"
"Why thank you, Horace. It is a hobby of mine."
"I don't mean to be overtly suggestive, old chap, but this one is sticky!"
"Yes, it is a favourite of mine!"
"Oh my, Terrance, you dirty wanker!"
"Give us a kiss."

Gentlemen's Handbook 

A collection of sexually stimulating items that are used, and often needed, to arouse to enable one to Fap aka jack off. The Gentleman's Handbook applies to all collections of arousing materials including collections of fap material or thoughts and visual images located in one's spank bank.
Finding himself alone and his room mates gone, Roger opened up his Gentlemen's Handbook and riotously viewed his collection of porn and envision the MILF next door as he vigorously fapped himself until his balls were dry, gak towel was soaked and he no longer suffered from an engorged, Leaded Pencil

Gentlemen's Party 

A close group of male friends relaxing, kicking back with a brew, and playing cards.

For men who already have women, or don't want to deal with them throwing up or being stupid, and just want to play a game of cards, get nice and drunk, and do stupid guy things.

100% heterosexual
Yeah, we're just having a gentlemen's party, got some cards, some heini, just going to have a relaxed night
"can I bring my girlfriend"
Is she male?
"um no"
then no.
Gentlemen's Party by troxx February 9, 2010

Gentlemen's Relish 

Synonymous with semen, sperm, or ejaculate.
The new Detroit Barbie doll comes complete with a skanky dress, stained with realistic gentlemen's relish.

Gentlemen's Slaughter 

The awkward pause after someone has made an extremely bad pun and no-one laughs.
Friend 1: 'Dude, did you see me and (insert girls name) last night? We were hitting it off like waves on a beach!'

*Awkward Pause*

Friend 2: "GENTLEMEN'S SLAUGHTER!"
Gentlemen's Slaughter by Monoclops October 26, 2011