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Genitelli 

A School dean who takes hats
he a such a Genitelli he never does anything but takes hats
one who cleans anothers genitals for free or for money it doesn't matter. can be a man or a women.

(usually done with mouth)
Shes the most famous genitor this side of the rockies
Genitor by freshly cleaned johnson October 25, 2010

Genitle Fuck Freeze 

Incerting two or more ice cubes in to the vagina and then having sex. While having sex the icy melted water is mixing with the pussy juices to make for a nice drink
Joe and Donna used the genitle fuck freeze and said it was sick!!!!!
Genitle Fuck Freeze by J Daddy H November 5, 2009

genitosis 

1.(noun) Bad breath of the genitals. 2. (noun) when one's breath smells like genitals.
You have genitosis you foul bastard.
genitosis by Mickey May 23, 2006

genitorture 

of or pertaining to torture of the male genitalia
James Bond had his balls genitortured at the end of Casino Royale.
genitorture by Seebastian March 4, 2009

genitology 

The ability to hahaha..tell one's future from 'reading' his or her genitals!
omg, omg....omfg! *looks @ his cocktacular cock*
genitology by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006
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leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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