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and theres no water and it is really hot (well kind of)

it is kind of hot so you need some water 😂
comedic genite
my GENITES are tingling!
genite by botpits May 17, 2021
Words you can keep
Describes someone who needs a sugar daddy to survive.
BoyA- what's a geiter?
Boy2- never heard of a "geiter" before.
geiter by Funnyyyy February 26, 2017

genital milking 

The process in which an intimate partner sensually caress, massage, and fondle the sexual organs of the other partner.
susan milked Tommy's cock for a massive ejaculation.

tommy made Susan squirt by milking her clit.

genital milking is the best orgasm
genital milking by WONDERBREAD January 13, 2015

Genital Mate 

The genital equivalent of a soulmate. When you meet a member of the opposite sex and as soon as your genitals touch for the first time, the clouds break, a ray of light shines upon your crotches, choirs of angels start to sing and the world around you begins to crumble.
“Dude, I banged this Colombian chick lately, I think I found my genital mate! The sex was out of this world and we both came like five times in a row, it was absolutely ridiculous!”
Genital Mate by RandomDude21 May 27, 2016

Genie Fuck 

When a man needs to pleasure 5 females or males at once by using a combination of a Bosnian See-saw while one is pleasured orally and two with the use of the hands.
Dude I can believe my eyes, I walked in on my roomate last night and he was performing a Genie Fuck
Genie Fuck by 1_Wish_Genie June 28, 2018

Genital Jamboree 

the updated term for an orgy; the gathering of many people to engage in sexual intercourse
"Hey wanna come over were gonna film a genital jamboree."

Genital-men 

Often used in high class british porn; when a guy is a complete gentlemen with his genitals. Keeping his pubes well groomed and clean. Also being polite and asking kindly if they could have sex.
(all in british accents)
Male: May I please insert my penis into your vagina.

Female: Oh, what I gentleman!

Male: No my dear, I'm a Genital-men!
Genital-men by sean_23 December 26, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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