gelzinger
a wank
I totally had a gelzinger last night
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gelzinger • getzinger • Glinger • Geisinger • genzlinger • Gerlinger • glingering • Goldinger • Stinky Gehringer • Gee Finger Poking
Stinky Gehringer
Bro #1: I had the nastiest greasy burrito before boning and I had to stinky gehringer her.
Bro #2: Don't worry, I finished the job for you.
Bro #2: Don't worry, I finished the job for you.
Stinky Gehringer by Lindsay Brohan March 30, 2011
Geisinger
Glinger
A hand gesture made when only your pinky and ring finger are put down. It resembles the gun you made when pretending to be a cop as a child. Usually put up in order to be the first chosen to answer a question, even though a person who uses glingers shout out anyways. Someone who uses glingers is usually an annoyance to the teacher and the class.
Teacher: What is the square root of 9?
Annoying Student C.B. (puts up glingers): That would be the number 3!
*The rest of the class rolls their eyes.*
Annoying Student C.B. (puts up glingers): That would be the number 3!
*The rest of the class rolls their eyes.*
Glinger by ilikecake1994 May 24, 2010
Gerlinger
Gerlinger by Frank Gorelinger October 11, 2011
glingering
The act of female self pleasure (feeding the horse the oats), performed in a luxurious setting whilst in ones finest outfit.
George: Fancy coming for a drink tonight Lyn?
Lyn: Can't I'm afraid, I'm busy glingering.
George: Fair enough. It's nice to see you making an occasion of an evening on your own.
Lyn: I know. Although I'm wearing out my favourite velvet gloves
Lyn: Can't I'm afraid, I'm busy glingering.
George: Fair enough. It's nice to see you making an occasion of an evening on your own.
Lyn: I know. Although I'm wearing out my favourite velvet gloves
glingering by NGhiggs April 23, 2015
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