getzinger

1. A verb used to describe a man that can make a woman orgasm more than ten times during sex.

2. When a woman cums more than 10 times in less than an hour.

Man: "So how'd last night go?"

Friend: "I fucking made her getzinger."

by Alart August 14, 2008

getzing

Fabricating or imbellishing a story(in an attempt to impress others and get laid) with details so far fetched that only someone far younger and more naive will beleive you. This is the beauty of getzing as it is intended to attract someone at least two years younger than you and at the tallest, 5 foot 4 inches.

Alex: So i totally exploded my lighter outside and it lit like half my pants on fire. That is actually how i invented shorts

Ryan: Really man, thats awesome

Conor: Dude, hes only getzing you

by Ex-Lounger October 20, 2009

Stinky Gehringer

The act of leaving to drop a deuce mid-sex.

Bro #1: I had the nastiest greasy burrito before boning and I had to stinky gehringer her.

Bro #2: Don't worry, I finished the job for you.

by Lindsay Brohan March 30, 2011

Getzger

A famous Abyssinian cat with a weight problem. He likes to ride in cars and has friends worldwide. He has a strong online presence. He also has an udder, but that's another story....

Hey Getzger, you want to ride in the car?

Has anyone seen Getzger?

No, Getzger, you can't eat dinner again. It's not time yet.

by gingerblue February 4, 2010

Geisinger

Verb

The Spanish "ER" verb meaning to teach Biology terribly.

Can be conjugated into all forms of present, past and future tenses with no irregular endings

Example: Present tense, Yo-Geisingo
Tú-Geisinges
Ud./él/ella-Geisinge
Nosotros-Geisingemos
Vosotros-Geisingéis
Uds./ellos/ellas-Geisingen

El profesora geisinge biologia.

by Student March 4, 2005

Gitfinger

Gitfinger: 'to finger a git' (Git; a small furry animal usually found in the end of ones sock)
(preferably of the stinky variety)

"That window licker is a real Gitfingerer"
"I could really finger me a hot lookin Git!"

by Moothead February 14, 2012

metzinger

A crack-head

Smokes from a crack-head pipe because that’s what a metzinger is

by Methadome head May 15, 2018