geld

castrate (a male animal).

The horse was geld. Castrate

by Teacher Alfenas June 7, 2017

Geld Weld

Geld weld refers to semen that dries on the tip of one's dick after ejaculation that later causes an erratic stream of urine. Walls, floors, shower curtains, and other unintended targets are often showered in the process. Geld is the German word for money and in this instance refers to a money shot.

In the movie 'Me, Myself, and Irene,' Jim Carrey's character gets a geld weld after a night of sex and hilariously pisses all over the bathroom.

by Kenny Canstacker January 16, 2011

Geldmyer

The act of taking a shit in a sock and hitting someone in the face with it.

Dude he just got fucking geldmyered.

by Rob sandirt January 17, 2008

geldard

A term meaning someone who has got so tanked up and is so pissed off that theyre aint noone gonna beat his ass!!! The dude you avoid on a Friday night

Ahh shit mate, look hes gone all Geldard!!! Someones gonna get fecked up!!!

by GrungeyJesus November 24, 2006

Lucy Gelderbloem

The most amazing, stunning, beautiful human being in the entire universe. Everywhere she goes people are enchanted by her beauty. She is the most caring person in the world and can light up the room with a smile. She always knows how to cheer people up and she is the prettiest girl alive.

Did you see Lucy Gelderbloem yesterday? She’s so amazing.

by Qwwetg March 23, 2020

Geldard

The smallest unit of measurement known to mankind. A Geldard is usually reserved for a reference to completely inadequate and undersized male genitals. The average clitoris is usually several Geldards in size.

When Sally left Steven she cited the Geldard size of his girthless genetalia.

by Chris's Frog October 12, 2019

gelding

a male horse whose had it's nuts cut off using the "barbed wire" method.

Emerson is a gelding

by Adolph Shitler March 15, 2004