geldard

A term meaning someone who has got so tanked up and is so pissed off that theyre aint noone gonna beat his ass!!! The dude you avoid on a Friday night

Ahh shit mate, look hes gone all Geldard!!! Someones gonna get fecked up!!!

geldard by GrungeyJesus November 24, 2006

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Geldard

The smallest unit of measurement known to mankind. A Geldard is usually reserved for a reference to completely inadequate and undersized male genitals. The average clitoris is usually several Geldards in size.

When Sally left Steven she cited the Geldard size of his girthless genetalia.

Geldard by Chris's Frog October 12, 2019

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Sam Geldard

Bigger Dick than Jacks, or anyone’s actually. Sexual Prowess of a Bengal Tiger and impeccably handsome (even his nan says so).

One of those ‘beautiful mind’ / ‘rain man’ / ‘Albert Einstein’ kind of brains, his knowledge is all encompassing and due to this he is always right.

Olive skinned and dark haired like a Greek god, girls melt in his presence.

I had a Sam Geldard last night and he was an animal in the sack

Sam Geldard by 123 yes 234 November 22, 2021