geldard

A term meaning someone who has got so tanked up and is so pissed off that theyre aint noone gonna beat his ass!!! The dude you avoid on a Friday night

Ahh shit mate, look hes gone all Geldard!!! Someones gonna get fecked up!!!

geldard by GrungeyJesus November 24, 2006

Geldard

The smallest unit of measurement known to mankind. A Geldard is usually reserved for a reference to completely inadequate and undersized male genitals. The average clitoris is usually several Geldards in size.

When Sally left Steven she cited the Geldard size of his girthless genetalia.

Geldard by Chris's Frog October 12, 2019

Sam Geldard 

Bigger Dick than Jacks, or anyone’s actually. Sexual Prowess of a Bengal Tiger and impeccably handsome (even his nan says so).

One of those ‘beautiful mind’ / ‘rain man’ / ‘Albert Einstein’ kind of brains, his knowledge is all encompassing and due to this he is always right.

Olive skinned and dark haired like a Greek god, girls melt in his presence.

I had a Sam Geldard last night and he was an animal in the sack

Sam Geldard by 123 yes 234 November 22, 2021

mr geldard

A sexy beast who won’t be stopped in any way and can’t stop thinking about his favourite class 8AG.

Mark: MR GELDARDS COMING WATCH OUT!
Blake: HES SO SEXY NOTHING WILL STOP HIM!

mr geldard by Mr geldard November 22, 2021

mr geldard

Someone who is sexy or hot, people say mr steal yo gorl for a reason

Mark: mr geldards coming!
Blake: omg watch out!

mr geldard by Mr geldard November 22, 2021

Gildardo 

What You would Consider a BEAST.

Damm dude that Guy is GILDARDO!

Gildardo by Gildardo June 1, 2011

oliver geldart 

Annoying but he is a good friend and he likes kleronas nose

Oliver geldart is stupid

oliver geldart by Oliverrrfr March 13, 2018