Gildarts Clive, more popularly known as Gildarts in the anime Fairy Tail , is a mage from the fairy tail guild and was also the guilds 5th Master (even though he swiftly passed the torch). He is a user of Crash magic and is also the father of Cana Alberona.
The smallest unit of measurement known to mankind. A Geldard is usually reserved for a reference to completely inadequate and undersized male genitals. The average clitoris is usually several Geldards in size.