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Girthless 

This terms refers to either penis size or horse riding. to either mean:

1) A penis that is lacking girth also known as a skinny cock or pencil dick hence making it worthless
2) Without a girth, or strap for a saddle
Nicole: Xander has such a mawga buddy, it's so skinny & thin that I don't even have to stretch my mouth to blow him or use my entire hand to give him a handjob, i just need two fingers

Alicia: Wow, couple of months ago we were bragging about the fat cocky that your ex Stao has and now you're deep in the pencil dick struggle with this new boo.

Nicole: Sigh, I can't win, Xander's so handsome and muscular and tall but then you look below the waist and he's completely girthless. And then Stao was so ugly but his thick cock stretched me out and filled me up so good. Well at least Xander is good with his tongue and can eat pussy like no other. hopefully all that cornmeal porridge he eats will lead to some more girth
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Girthlength 

The measurement of the extent of something along its greatest dimension and circumference.
Susan: He had so much girthlength that I couldn't sit down for two weeks afterwards.
Deirdre: I'm so jealous, I've had girth and I've had length but never have I had girthlength!
Girthlength by B. Kizzle August 7, 2022
Related Words
1.without a girl
2.talentuos italian singer and writer
1. he's a lame, he is girless
2. have you heard girless? it's pretty good!
girless by tommaso gavioli April 17, 2007

Girthulese 

The correct combination of girth, length, weight, surface area and density of ones penis designed to conquer all rancid flanges.
Hey honey, meet Girthulese
Girthulese by Peersnuts December 31, 2016
1. someone who is dumb or stupid
2. someone acting dumb or stupid
Dani is very gitless
gitless by j January 2, 2005

Girthmeister 

The conductor of round, wide, and thick SHIT, or fesces. Typically someone who likes large black pensises and fantasizes about their thickness plugging their babymaker.
Joanna is the girthmeister, she loves girthy dick because it excites her.
Girthmeister by legendaryballer January 21, 2010

giftless 

you are giftless
Mirabel is giftless
giftless by marinette is ladybug February 20, 2022
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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