A bowl of gelatin is left around the house that a small skeleton rests on top of. The skeleton watches children and, if they're bad, comes to life and haunts them until after Halloween.
Color of gelatin does not matter. Aim for green or red.
Child: " But I don't wanna clean my room and take out the trash!"
Adult: " That's cool. The 'skeleton on the gelatin' may just come and haunts your ass then."
a)"I'm beat, I could sure go for some Dairy Queen and a blowjob"
b)"This is Europe, there's no Diary Queen here"
a)"Fine then, some Gelato and a blowjob. You know...Gelatio"
b)"Hot eats, cool treats!"
The fear of Jell-O brand gelatin or any type of gelatin, jelly included. Characterised by the avoidance of such materials and the refusal to consume said materials. People with gelatinophobia often find the wiggling of gelatin based food gross.
Nathan: I won't be eating jelly for a very long time.
Mike: I guess you caught Kel's gelatinophobia.
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems prettyhappy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.