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geezered 

To be held back by an older man that is scared of being alone so he gives bad advise to manipulate people into staying close
that guy geezered me into wasting so much of my life
geezered by Mr. Konnected July 14, 2023
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geezerette

A female follower of the well known chat board moderator, The Geezer.
That's another geezerette signed up to support The Geezer
geezerette by No.37 January 21, 2009

Geetered 

A condition that appears when one is high as hell on Methamphetamine.It usually peaks after being high and awake for two or more days. Much like OCD but drug induced the subject will become intensly focused on tasks such as cleaning, organizing and reorganizing their belongings, "fixing things" that are not broken,and masterbating to pornography.Sometimes these tasks will take place simultaneously and continue for days. The geetered party will move around quickly from project to project in a back and forth jerky motion much like a chicken pecking in a barnyard sometimes talking to themselves or making strange clucking/whistling noises. The condtion is not permanent and can be reversed with a nap, a meal and a few days rest.
You can always tell when my neighbor Ray Ray is geetered. He wears a head lamp and a tool belt with a propane torch, tools, a copy of hustler and a bottle of sex lube in it around the house.
Geetered by Rock Cystianson January 31, 2009

Geetered 

1.The resulting state occuring after large amounts of Methamphetamine are consumed either , rectally(which seems to be prefered in a majority of the geetered population)internasally,heated inhalation (or vaporization),intervaniously,or used sub-lingually by licking it off the ass of a quarter gram meth transvestite. The geetered party is generally wide eyed, gittery,agressivly cleaning/vaccuming, the geetered party also may or may not periodicly anounce that he is "spinnin" by simply shouting "spinnin!". One who is or has become geetered may also exhibit symptoms of excitability,excessive masturbation or pornography, loss in voice volume control, and a sense that everybody is super intrested in a story they have been telling over and over again for hours at a time without a single breath.
2. High as fuck on some crystal meth.
"Damn bro he's fuckin geetered."
"Yeah i know he's been pacing around talking to him self, and yelling 'spinnin' every now and then, for a good 47 hours at least."

geezerdom 

That stage of life, or condition of life, in which one can no longer feign youth.
Uncle Bobo fantasizes about learning how to windsurf, but geezerdom beckons.
geezerdom by TurnipTrucker August 31, 2009

Geedered 

A STATE OF EUPHORIC CHAOS ::TWACKED:ZAPPED;

ADAPTED FROM "GEEKED-OUT"
see also;CHEEZ;CRASTILLS
That dude was so geedered, he ran into a poll.
Geedered by J-VERBAL, WERD. X March 27, 2005
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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