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When you get so high off the za you surpass being Geeked
“I’m so geekered right now
“You’re looking pretty geekered”
Geekered by lillielog August 8, 2026
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Geetered 

A condition that appears when one is high as hell on Methamphetamine.It usually peaks after being high and awake for two or more days. Much like OCD but drug induced the subject will become intensly focused on tasks such as cleaning, organizing and reorganizing their belongings, "fixing things" that are not broken,and masterbating to pornography.Sometimes these tasks will take place simultaneously and continue for days. The geetered party will move around quickly from project to project in a back and forth jerky motion much like a chicken pecking in a barnyard sometimes talking to themselves or making strange clucking/whistling noises. The condtion is not permanent and can be reversed with a nap, a meal and a few days rest.
You can always tell when my neighbor Ray Ray is geetered. He wears a head lamp and a tool belt with a propane torch, tools, a copy of hustler and a bottle of sex lube in it around the house.
Geetered by Rock Cystianson January 31, 2009
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Geetered 

1.The resulting state occuring after large amounts of Methamphetamine are consumed either , rectally(which seems to be prefered in a majority of the geetered population)internasally,heated inhalation (or vaporization),intervaniously,or used sub-lingually by licking it off the ass of a quarter gram meth transvestite. The geetered party is generally wide eyed, gittery,agressivly cleaning/vaccuming, the geetered party also may or may not periodicly anounce that he is "spinnin" by simply shouting "spinnin!". One who is or has become geetered may also exhibit symptoms of excitability,excessive masturbation or pornography, loss in voice volume control, and a sense that everybody is super intrested in a story they have been telling over and over again for hours at a time without a single breath.
2. High as fuck on some crystal meth.
"Damn bro he's fuckin geetered."
"Yeah i know he's been pacing around talking to him self, and yelling 'spinnin' every now and then, for a good 47 hours at least."
A geekerd is a geek who also contains aspects of the nerd culture. While a geek mainly uses computers for social interactions and are technically advanced compared to your average user. A nerd has no social skills and is obsessed with science and technology.

To make a geekerd, you must possess qualities of each stereotype, such as an obsession with science and technology, but also a gamer or some other part of the geek subcultures.

A geekerd is generally lower than your normal geek, but better than your average nerd. Nerds are the lowest of the computing stereotypes.
Guy: OMG I spent my entire weekend playing WoW and looking through my telescope

Guy 2: You're a fucking geekerd, get away from the telescope and get on IRC more.
geekerd by Kirrily March 23, 2005

Geedered 

A STATE OF EUPHORIC CHAOS ::TWACKED:ZAPPED;

ADAPTED FROM "GEEKED-OUT"
see also;CHEEZ;CRASTILLS
That dude was so geedered, he ran into a poll.
Geedered by J-VERBAL, WERD. X March 27, 2005

geezered 

Being passed in a race by another competitor much older than you.
I thought I was doing really well in the hill climb until I got geezered by a 65 year old on a piece of crap bike.
geezered by kingofbanff May 24, 2010

Geedered 

When ur on speed and get stuck for long periods of time and get nothing accomplished
I got geedered on that door it took me 7 hours to paint it and It still looks like shit
Geedered by Countrygirl25 March 3, 2021
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