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To trick some one.

To state "Gotcha!"
You: Hey man, look, its a purple cow!

Friend: Where??!?!

You: GEETUM!!!
geetum by Bullseye November 10, 2006
Words you can keep

getum boots 

Knee-high boots used for when a woman goes out manhunting.
Known by pigs as 'Fuck Me Boots,' these boots never fail to 'get 'em.'
'What do you think i should wear, my stilettos, or my getum boots?'
getum boots by MeganB90210 May 12, 2008
Related Words
geetum geetu geezums Gectum geekument geetam Geetmala Gertums Gestum gettum
1. A word said to avoid taking the lord's name in vain; an exclamation
Geezums, Jake is such loser!

Geezums you just popped up outta nowhere.
geezums by Carissa June 28, 2004

geekument 

Arguments between geeks, typically in a forum, message board or chat room setting. Often arguing over opinions and speculations with no concrete evidence to back up their theories.
Before the movie Cloverfield was released, there were geekuments all over the internet as to what the monster really was.
geekument by George Doula January 23, 2008
A group on facebook containing pictures of unbearably lame, disturbingly ugly, morbidly obese, and extremely drunk bitches and cocks. Gerta love 'em.
"Damn, what a fat hoe. We gotta add it to Gertums."
"Yeah yo, gert that shit up"
Gertums by BelleAuBoisDormant March 26, 2009
Word used when scared or excited. from the term Geez. Origin not known.
"Oh Geezum! You scared me"
"Geezum! Don't be so loud"
Geezum by _Word_Master_ October 21, 2009
Chase some geetus.
Geetus by Yeet Geet May 19, 2022
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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