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1. A word said to avoid taking the lord's name in vain; an exclamation
Geezums, Jake is such loser!

Geezums you just popped up outta nowhere.
geezums by Carissa June 28, 2004
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Word used to express shock or disgust. Often used in place of "good lord" when a more intense response is necessary.
Hey lavy, did you hear that Britney Spears is pregnant again?

Geezus!
Geezus by BlueV May 26, 2009
word used to express suprise and/or Fascination.
RWJ: the video got 13.5 billion views in 2.5 seconds
RWJ: GEEZUS!!!
GEEZUS by jaared May 31, 2011

Geezus Christ 

Jesus Christs younger lesser known brother, once turned wine into tequila then spent a weekend in a k hole. This weekend now falls a week after Good Friday and is known as "Exceptional Friday"
Geezus Christ by LuckyDC May 7, 2018
Word used when scared or excited. from the term Geez. Origin not known.
"Oh Geezum! You scared me"
"Geezum! Don't be so loud"
Geezum by _Word_Master_ October 21, 2009

fat Geekums

Super funny or Super cool; Comes from the roman word cool "Geek" And the American word of funny "Fat"
"It was fat geekmus when jenny jumped off the roof into a trash can"
fat Geekums as in she did something fun and cool which is fat geekmus
fat Geekums by masonsmith11 December 8, 2016
Slang spelling for "Jesus" sounded out like GEE-ZUS! Usually emphasising Jesus after witnessing a surprising occurrence or shocking spectacle. The word is often said by the YouTube hit RayWilliamJohnson on his channel =3 (equals three).
"Hey dude, you should check out this video!"
Watches video
"GEEZUS!"
GEEZUS! by thatdude327 September 25, 2011
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