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Chase some geetus.
Geetus by Yeet Geet May 19, 2022
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a stupid, dorky person. Usually someone you know who repeatedly displays this behavior.
Man, Keith got in a fight with the police, and they beat his ass again. Man, what a geetus
geetus by Mr. North May 13, 2006
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Noun:

A person who consistently acts like a dumbass. A person who is a geeky nerd. A stupid person.
The reason our economy is such a wreck is because George Bush is a fucking geetus.
geetus by Mr. North May 25, 2006
One own personal aura or style.
Can you believe that dude's geetus?... he's wearing mandals for crying out loud
The area of skin between testicles and anus.
My geetus itches.
Geetus by ramlike May 11, 2015
Geesus is a mix of two words :Gerard short form gee and jesus.
Gerard was *crys* the lead singer of My chemical romance. He is the jesus of the emo church and part of the emo trinity
Person 1 I hope I have enough money for all these band t-shirts
Person 2 you better pray to GEEsus
Geesus by ILoveYouGEEsus November 27, 2017
The name of leader of The Holy Emo Trinity, also known as Gerard Way, lead singer of MCR and beloved husband of Frank Iero.
Person 1: "MCR broke up"
Person 2: "OH GEESUS FUCKING IERO ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?"
Geesus by FobMcrSomething July 13, 2016
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