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Word used to express shock or disgust. Often used in place of "good lord" when a more intense response is necessary.
Hey lavy, did you hear that Britney Spears is pregnant again?

Geezus!
Geezus by BlueV May 26, 2009
also known as GEEZLER, the geezman is an insane and unique human species not yet discovered outside the small campus of endicott college. the geezman has a lot of responsibilities, and is sometimes afraid of his own identity. THESE BITCHES LOVE GEEZLER
nick- hey, geezman, what's it like to be the geezman?
geezman- I don't wanna talk about it
geezman by Geezler December 16, 2013
word used to express suprise and/or Fascination.
RWJ: the video got 13.5 billion views in 2.5 seconds
RWJ: GEEZUS!!!
GEEZUS by jaared May 31, 2011

Geezus Christ 

Jesus Christs younger lesser known brother, once turned wine into tequila then spent a weekend in a k hole. This weekend now falls a week after Good Friday and is known as "Exceptional Friday"
Geezus Christ! That was an exceptional Friday!
Geezus Christ by LuckyDC May 7, 2018
1. A word said to avoid taking the lord's name in vain; an exclamation
Geezums, Jake is such loser!

Geezums you just popped up outta nowhere.
geezums by Carissa June 28, 2004

geekument 

Arguments between geeks, typically in a forum, message board or chat room setting. Often arguing over opinions and speculations with no concrete evidence to back up their theories.
Before the movie Cloverfield was released, there were geekuments all over the internet as to what the monster really was.
geekument by George Doula January 23, 2008