Gectum 

excess back fat that covers the glutious maximus

Due to her GECTUM, she could not scratch her ass.

Gectum by BentandSpent December 2, 2007

getum boots 

Knee-high boots used for when a woman goes out manhunting.
Known by pigs as 'Fuck Me Boots,' these boots never fail to 'get 'em.'

'What do you think i should wear, my stilettos, or my getum boots?'

getum boots by MeganB90210 May 12, 2008

Gertums 

A group on facebook containing pictures of unbearably lame, disturbingly ugly, morbidly obese, and extremely drunk bitches and cocks. Gerta love 'em.

"Damn, what a fat hoe. We gotta add it to Gertums."
"Yeah yo, gert that shit up"

Gertums by BelleAuBoisDormant March 26, 2009

Getum boy 

A person who is just about to be bitten by an angry dog.

A guy walks down the street with his dog and see's the guy who tried to chat up his 16 year old daughter points and the pedo shout, "Getum boy" before the dog becomes attached to the kiddy fidler's behind.

Getum boy by TheMakDaddy August 19, 2008

Geckume 

Having second thoughts/not sure about something.

I’m not geckume about this.

Geckume by Daggerdicktony September 16, 2018

J.P. Gertums 

When a man forces a women to give him oral sex, and then lays her out on the floor and ejaculates all over her body.

Also used when someone is verbally or mentally destroyed.

"Bitch get on the floor" "Okay!" "ohh yeah, you just got J.P. Gerted"

"This test is so easy." "It's not as easy as your mom" A verbal J.P. Gertums...

J.P. Gertums by TCA1234abc June 28, 2009

geetum 

To trick some one.

To state "Gotcha!"

You: Hey man, look, its a purple cow!

Friend: Where??!?!

You: GEETUM!!!

geetum by Bullseye November 10, 2006