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A group on facebook containing pictures of unbearably lame, disturbingly ugly, morbidly obese, and extremely drunk bitches and cocks. Gerta love 'em.
"Damn, what a fat hoe. We gotta add it to Gertums."
"Yeah yo, gert that shit up"
by BelleAuBoisDormant March 26, 2009
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Actually the best Girlfriend you can have.She's every man's dream but she is a hard catch and almost impossible to date.She always knows how to make you smile, even when you're mad.She will care for you no matter what, even when hated she will love you.She tends to fall for the wrong type, but in the end she will never give up on someone she loves.She will trust you very easily and she will do anything to bring you happiness.She can do anything she sets her mind to,she's wonderful,very stubborn,and a little psycho but very very cute.She's smart and successful but usually underestimated, making her intellect that much more dangerous.
Guy 1: "Her name is Gerta? No way, dude go talk to her"

Guy 2:"Her name's Gerta man I have no chance"
Guy 1: I wanna fuck her so bad
Guy 2; You can't!
Guy 1: Why do you think so dude?
Guy 2:Because she doesn't like you so you will end or her best friend or a person she hates and will never talk to you and will block you in every social media!!!
by champion324 December 24, 2017
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Gerta, a beautiful woman who enjoys her life and doesn't let anyone get in her way. Gerta loves social media, soccer, dance or gymnastics. She loves her country family and friends!
Boy: WOW LOOK AT Gerta SHES SO PRETTY

Girl: I know!
by Koala123🐨 November 05, 2017
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The name Gerta is a Teutonic baby name. In Teutonic the meaning of the name Gerta is: warrior.
She is the most loyal, caring person you will ever meet and you will be thankful to have her in your life.
Hey, I'm Gerta, I care.
by rules1234 June 01, 2018
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