gazonker

remote control device

"Honey, it's time for American Idol, pass me the gazonker"

by carapulcralover June 12, 2008

Gazonk

verb: to have something taken or stolen from you as you are about to attain it
adjective: something that is very easy to steal from someone

verb:

I was about to win this auction when some randomer gazonked me!
I'm so going to wait until he gets to the front of the line then gazonk him.
I'm going to gazonk that last pepsi.

Adj: Oh my blob, Brad is so gazonkable!
Adverb: She's gazonkingly beautiful.

by Rufus Ferlinghetti February 21, 2015

gazonkers

A slang term used to describe extremely large fake breasts.

"Bro, check out Pat's mom's gazonkers, she must have spent a fortune on those pups."

by G-rizzle420 December 20, 2007

gazonked

"Gazonked" - good and shit-faced, to be wasted, drunk, drugged out, highly inebriated.

Before I have sex with her, I have to be good and gazonked.

by Captain Jack 97 October 26, 2010