Gazonkegen 

The number 1 followed by 59 zeros.

I wouldn't sleep with him for even a gazonkegen quid!

Gazonkegen by ChickenRun1998 April 3, 2022

gazonkelnut

South African word for a Dingleberry. A piece of fecal matter that hangs on by a fine thread of hair

He was hanging on for life like a real gazonkelnut.

gazonkelnut by SAStukkie December 2, 2023