gazonked

"Gazonked" - good and shit-faced, to be wasted, drunk, drugged out, highly inebriated.

Before I have sex with her, I have to be good and gazonked.

by Captain Jack 97 October 27, 2010

Gazonkegen

The number 1 followed by 59 zeros.

I wouldn't sleep with him for even a gazonkegen quid!

by ChickenRun1998 April 3, 2022

gazonker

remote control device

"Honey, it's time for American Idol, pass me the gazonker"

by carapulcralover June 12, 2008

gazonkers

A slang term used to describe extremely large fake breasts.

"Bro, check out Pat's mom's gazonkers, she must have spent a fortune on those pups."

by G-rizzle420 January 8, 2008

Gazoinked

absolutely boomed outta the wazoo

that dude is gazoinked right now bro

by drytanman December 17, 2021

gazonkelnut

South African word for a Dingleberry. A piece of fecal matter that hangs on by a fine thread of hair

He was hanging on for life like a real gazonkelnut.

by SAStukkie December 2, 2023