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The years between zero and nine
Also maybe called childhood or pre puberty
Jack : you eight and look like your ten or eleven
Tom : well but I'm in my zeros
Zeros by 459395 February 22, 2022
Years between zero and nine
Also this is called childhood or pre puberty
Jack : so you are eight and look like your ten or eleven you look old for your age
Tom : thanks for saying I don't know like I'm in my zeros
Zeros by 459395 February 22, 2022

Zeros Partner<3 

The best partner in the whole fuckin world
zero: hey have you seen my partner? I love them

Zeros Partner<3 is the best
Zeros Partner<3 by Gayassb August 1, 2021

Zeros royal guard 

Girls that are down for to be loyal royal guards for zeros kingdom
Who are you? I’m apart of zeros royal guard!!
Zeros royal guard by Zero!!! June 29, 2021

Blowing zeros 

Referring to a breathalyzer. Blowing through and it reads 0.00. When someone is pretending to be drunk or high but they blow a 0% BAC
Guy 1: did you see how drunk she was at the party?
Guy 2: nah dude she was blowing zeros

On the ones and zeros 

Digital DJ or technician description. Ones and zeros is how digital information is stored.
DJ Drop-bomb is on the ones and zeros.
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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