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gizinkelnut 

A crusty piece of shit that has failed to be wiped off, and now lives at the entrance of your asshole.
I found a really embarrassing gizinkelnut that has dislodged itself from my ass and is now lurking in my underwear.
gizinkelnut by Maximoo95 January 20, 2016
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Gazonkanut 

Often confused with a dangleberry, or dingleberry. These however are their larger, harder cousin. This variety comes about due to neglect of the above-mentioned. They accumulate and clumb together forming a large nut/knot. Garden shears are usually required for removal.
You dirty bastard! You haven't washed in weeks. How? Can you tell? Yeah, those gazonkanuts you're carrying are making you walk strange.