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gazonkelnut

South African word for a Dingleberry. A piece of fecal matter that hangs on by a fine thread of hair
He was hanging on for life like a real gazonkelnut.
by SAStukkie December 2, 2023
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gizinkelnut

A crusty piece of shit that has failed to be wiped off, and now lives at the entrance of your asshole.
I found a really embarrassing gizinkelnut that has dislodged itself from my ass and is now lurking in my underwear.
by Maximoo95 January 20, 2016
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Gazonkanut

Often confused with a dangleberry, or dingleberry. These however are their larger, harder cousin. This variety comes about due to neglect of the above-mentioned. They accumulate and clumb together forming a large nut/knot. Garden shears are usually required for removal.
You dirty bastard! You haven't washed in weeks. How? Can you tell? Yeah, those gazonkanuts you're carrying are making you walk strange.
by Pedro Juan Colina Rodonda February 17, 2021
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