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gizinkelnut 

A crusty piece of shit that has failed to be wiped off, and now lives at the entrance of your asshole.
I found a really embarrassing gizinkelnut that has dislodged itself from my ass and is now lurking in my underwear.
gizinkelnut by Maximoo95 January 20, 2016

Gazonkanut 

Often confused with a dangleberry, or dingleberry. These however are their larger, harder cousin. This variety comes about due to neglect of the above-mentioned. They accumulate and clumb together forming a large nut/knot. Garden shears are usually required for removal.
You dirty bastard! You haven't washed in weeks. How? Can you tell? Yeah, those gazonkanuts you're carrying are making you walk strange.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!
Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014
Word of the Day on August 1, 2026