Mysterious gay cult named for their absurd ability to catch gays without ever releasing them.
They often use music, dance and lesbian activities to lure the gays to them.
Interviewer: So Gaycatcher what do you think about all the gay people?
Gaycatcher: Gotta catch them all.
Another name for Floyd 'Money' Mayweather, a horrible boxer turned wrestler.
JR : This match is scheduled for one fall. Coming down the aisle is the challenger Floyd 'Money' Mayweather. His opponent is Biiiigshow.
Dude : Look Gayweather is crapping in his pants.
Love : Bigshow will knock his ass off.
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.