The act of gently inserting your well lubed erect cock into your womans well rimmed and squeeky clean anus. Making sure plenty of lube has also been applied to her sphincter as well. With a gentle push, once the crown of your cock has stretched her sphincter, you allow her bung muscle to relax and then start a gradual entering of her turdcutter. Once fully in her turdcutter, you begin a slow, short pumping motion until you build up to a full length cock stabbing penetration of her dumphole. Stroking as fast as possible, while holding on to her hips until you reach the point of no return. You finish off, balls deep in her rectum. Pumping your gooey man juice deep in her crapper, coating the walls of her colon.
After I cornhole you, you won't shit right for a week.
by The Cornhole King January 07, 2005
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An activity popularized by the University of Kentucky "greek" community. This game, which requires little control over one's physical faculties yet apparently takes years of intense dedication to perfect, consists of attempting to throw a small bean bag into a hole sawed into the center of a wooden plank, elevated at a slight angle above the ground. The uniform for play consists of overpriced khaki shorts and pastel-colored shirt. Cornhole only occurs at temperatures above 62.7 degrees Farenheit.
Frat Guy 1: Damn it's nice outside

Frat Guy 2: Let's play cornhole
by Nickeljizz500 April 14, 2006
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A fun drinking game for good ole white boys from the South.
Craig: Man, I'm beat from playing golf all day but still want to do something with the boys
Max: Come to my Oyster Roast, there's beer and cornhole.

Craig: I'll swing on by with a 40
by Bag of Screws February 01, 2020
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Derek: hey brian can i tell you a secret?

Ryan: sure, what?

Derek: brian and i had anal...

Ryan: BRIAN CRONHOLED YOU?!

Derek: yes he did cornhole me and it felt great
by McBitchin44 March 21, 2011
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1) the main event at the 5th Annual Windy City Cornhole Classic which is held in Hoffman Estates, IL at the Sears Centre and is still accepting registration!
2) a sport or game played by many players by throwing a bean bag into a board; most likely played with beer in hand
I kicked ass at the Chicago Cornhole Classic by getting it in and playing some good cornhole!
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