2 definition by Lofasz

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1. A gay man who takes charge of a child's gay upbringing in case the parents are unable to do so.

2. The leader of a gay mafia (velvet mafia)
Your son seems a bit prissy. Can I be his gayfather to teach him the ways of anal cocksmithing?

The gayfather, Don Cornhole, ordered Versace dead for going against the family.
by Lofasz October 29, 2011

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A person who has a sexual preference for Canadians. Similar to yellow, jungle, etc fever.
Mark is dating the new Canadian exchange student even though she is ugly because he has a bad case of maple fever.
by Lofasz October 01, 2015

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