Lofasz's definitions

Gayfather

1. A gay man who takes charge of a child's gay upbringing in case the parents are unable to do so.

2. The leader of a gay mafia (velvet mafia)

Your son seems a bit prissy. Can I be his gayfather to teach him the ways of anal cocksmithing?

The gayfather, Don Cornhole, ordered Versace dead for going against the family.

by Lofasz October 29, 2011

maple fever

A person who has a sexual preference for Canadians. Similar to yellow, jungle, etc fever.

Mark is dating the new Canadian exchange student even though she is ugly because he has a bad case of maple fever.

by Lofasz November 17, 2015