gay-het

Gay men, usually couples, who have nearly or completely assimilated into hetero society. Gay-hets socialize primarily with het friends, het gatherings, and het culture. They enjoy being the token gay friends of liberal minded hets which makes them feel special. They may or may not be parents.

Gat-hets enjoy escorting their het friends to gay establishments and clubs expecting their het friends to be completely welcome, and they dont understand that the presence of hets in a gay environment can diminish the gay energy and cause some resentment amongst gay man who are trying to escape the heterocentrist world.

Why is that gay-het couple always bringing straight women to the gay beach, we're here to look at men and get away from all the pussy.

by Chud Skyler May 20, 2021

Gay hetero

A person who claims they are straight but do questionable things/are experimental/curious. This can be used as another word for bisexual. Basically someone who says they're heterosexual but aren't. (Poser)

Jerry: "Did you see Ashley making out with Lisa?"

Toby: "Yeah, she's a gay hetero."

by MorbidlyObeseLady April 20, 2018

Gay Heterosexual

A wimpy, straight man with a minuscule dick. They enjoy snacking on soy products, and their vegan moms fed them soy milk instead of breast feeding. They tend to have very low testosterone levels, and they lack protein due to their almost guaranteed veganistic behavior. These soy boys' favorite activity is virtue signaling, which they do by showing up at Gay Pride parades, and molesting the actual gay people. Due to their feminine ways, these "men" are never partnered with decent females. Instead, they like extreme feminist women who don't expect any manly behavior. Due to this defying nature and biology, these relationships never last. Gay Heterosexuals tend to populate the large American cities, including New York, Miami, Los Angeles, and especially San Fransisco, where these hoards are plentiful. During intercourse with these wimps, a woman may require that a "toy" is used, since the man's penis is usually not long enough to penetrate the vagina. It's unusual that sperm can be produced by Gay Heterosexuals, due to the high estrogen/low testosterone levels, so population decrease has been present in recent years. It is believed that in the near future, they may be extinct.
Diet: carrots, almonds, soy milk, bran flakes, and bamboo
Age: 18-30
Gender: well gender could mean many things
IQ: 20-40
Dick Length: 0.1-1inch in erect form
Hobby: screaming and crying about changing the word

That Gay Heterosexual didn't even grunt once when I slept with him.
Gay heterosexuals have been banished from most parts of Texas.

by Naggot Figger August 22, 2019

Gay-Hetero

A homophobic person who is outwardly anti LGBTQIA only because they are actually gay and don't want to admit it.

Jermaine hurt Chad's feelings when he said he wanted nothing to do with Chad because he thought Chad might be gay, but then Jermaine got caught by Chad getting the train run on him by Devante and Johnny at a party. Chad walked out of the room and exclaimed, "Don't hate on me ya Gay-Hetero!"

by Cavernous canine August 3, 2022

heteroromantic gay

Being attracted emotionally to the opposite sex while being attracted sexually to the same sex.

Mary: John is so cute.

Liza: You guys gonna hook up?

Mary: God no! I'm a heteroromantic gay, remember?

by greenleo94 August 21, 2011

hetro-gay

To be in love with some one of the same sex with out being gay or bi sexual.
To love or lust after someone without sexual attration

Russ and Tom are such good friends I think they are hetro-gay.

by Chamancha August 28, 2007

Hetero-Gay

A man who is homosexual but only feels attraction to the opposite sex, and not the same gender

"He came out to us, he said he was Hetero-Gay, we all smiled in support"

by DefoNotAScammer October 8, 2022