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gay with a side of straight 

The response to give when someone tells you they are constantly moving back and forth along the sexual identity scale. If you ever sleep with someone of the same sex then you are gay, whatever else you do in addition to that is a side dish. No judgment! gay, straight, bisexual, queer, LGBT, gay community, coming out, in the closet, coming out of the closet, transgender, sexual identity, gender identity scale, lesbian, on the down low
My niece told me the other day that she is coming out as bisexual. She got upset when I told her that she was just gay with a side of straight.

gay with a dick 

an insult aimed towards a male, stating in a humorous manner that he is a homosexual. May also be used to describe any object or topic which one feels is "gay".
Tom: "I heard the new Rod Stewart album."

Roy: "Oh yeah? How is it?"

Tom: "It sucks. That guy is gay with a dick."
gay with a dick by Maverick37 May 30, 2007

gay with a capitol H

Super gay like a superhero gay...hence the H
Friend #1: "Dudeski I totally had this wack dream last night wherst I Whas being chased by a crab with lightning bolts coming out of its I's and he was wearing loafers!
Friend #5: Hold on let me check my dream book...dude...you are gay...with a capitol H...!!!
Friend #9.7: Dude that is wack!
Friend Numero Dos: Shit son!

Gay with an H

A method of calling an object, location, person, or action Gay without insulting the homosexual population.
For reference: spelled Ghey.
Mike drank the last beer! thats so gay with an h!
Gay with an H by joshbot April 10, 2009

Doing Gay With A Fish 

A fish sucking you off.

(and yes the fish is indeed gay)
Me: I like Doing Gay With A Fish.

Fish: OK Honey.
Doing Gay With A Fish by Gay_Fish December 7, 2018

your mum gay with bacteria

when your mom so fat she loves bacteria
your mum gay with bacteria is when your mom loves bacteria

- Ur mom gay

- whaaaaat! your mum gay with bacteria
- shiiiiiiiit man
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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