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gawsh
Variation of gosh. Euphemism for god.
Normally said in a over-enthusiastic or sarcastic tone. Or simply gosh as spoken by someone with a southern drawl.
Normally said in a over-enthusiastic or sarcastic tone. Or simply gosh as spoken by someone with a southern drawl.
"Oh mee gawsh! I'm like totally preggers!"
"What ever I feel like I wanna do! Gawsh!"
"Gee golly gawsh cletus, I haven't seen billy bobs all day"
"What ever I feel like I wanna do! Gawsh!"
"Gee golly gawsh cletus, I haven't seen billy bobs all day"
gawsh by GrammarPolice February 23, 2005
gashnitzed and gashnizzled
“I twisted the dilly-doo until the thingy lined up with the whosie-whatsit and wouldn’t ya know it. The dingus got all gashnitzed and gashnizzled and the jobby-joo went wizz-bang out the back. Please forgive me if I’m getting too technical for you. It’s just that I’ve been workin’ in the doojigger biz since I was knee-high to a whatchamacallit and I rarely interact with you civilians.”
gashnitzed and gashnizzled by goose_on_a_roof October 15, 2020
Devious Gash
Used by Clay in Son's of Anarchy
Tigs - ''Opie sold us out.''
Clay - ''Or ATF wants us to think he did.
That bitch is smart.''
Clay - ''Devious Gash!''
Tigs - ''Opie sold us out.''
Clay - ''Or ATF wants us to think he did.
That bitch is smart.''
Clay - ''Devious Gash!''
Devious Gash by Henetrator December 28, 2014
galactic gash
Captain Kirk loved exploring any new galactic gash he could find, he would boldly go where no man had gone before.
galactic gash by jpg3 April 5, 2011
Fashion The Gash
A component of do-it-yourself cosmetic surgery to 'fashion the gash' is to create a vajayjay using a 'felling axe'. The axe is delicately balanced on the intended recipient's chin with the aim for it to fall cleanly, fashioning the new clunge.
Critical components of this operation include sharpness of the blade, symmetry of the axe-wound and length of the handle. If the axe were too short it could hit other sensitive areas such as Ma Belly.
Having spent thousands of pounds on surgery to remove the nub and avoid a difficult awkward conversation and necessary discreet tucking, Susie prepared for the final stage of realignment. After being reminded that Sharkey was indeed her liginto, she headed out to the back garden to lean against his cement mixer and fashion the gash for him.
Critical components of this operation include sharpness of the blade, symmetry of the axe-wound and length of the handle. If the axe were too short it could hit other sensitive areas such as Ma Belly.
Having spent thousands of pounds on surgery to remove the nub and avoid a difficult awkward conversation and necessary discreet tucking, Susie prepared for the final stage of realignment. After being reminded that Sharkey was indeed her liginto, she headed out to the back garden to lean against his cement mixer and fashion the gash for him.
Fashion The Gash by Sharksie May 19, 2022
library gash
library gash by callumdanielsmith December 7, 2009
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