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A weird force/person that is unidentifiable and should not exist

The mosquito is the gawgon of all insects.
Get out of my house you gawgon, you mean nothing to me

gawgon by Glass_o_Milk October 23, 2012

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GARGON

The aliens watchdog portayed by a giant lobster from a 1950 sci fi flick.

The teenagers fled in terror as the GARGON attacked.

GARGON by lil' nicky July 30, 2011

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Frozen Gargon

An emoji-faced man who is known by the name "Tommy " who apparently shreds.

"Frozen Gargon" shreds. - Frozen Gargon is a YouTuber

Frozen Gargon by AyyeeImSpy December 23, 2017

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Gargongaphiffle

noun. A more sophisticated way to say ejaculate.

Greg got Gargongaphiffle all over his partner after thinking about Danny DeVito.

Gargongaphiffle by The_Fruggle_Bunny October 29, 2021

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gwagon

the term for when your genitals are squeezed to hard and you end up shitting yourself

he got gwagoned!

gwagon by user6613743992992447281992 July 15, 2020

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Gagon of Boo

A Gagon of boo describes a unit of measurement known to be at least 50 sticks of bamboo. Bamboo is used for marking hazards on a ski slope

I had to use at least a Gagon of boo just to mark that one ski slope.

Gagon of Boo by SkiPatrolPete February 7, 2020

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Slippery Gargone

After you have sex with a girl while she is still laying on the bed, you urinate on her chest then slide on her like you are on a slip n slide.

This weekend I'm finding some chick to let me give her a "slippery Gargone."

Slippery Gargone by Lil' Jensen January 21, 2011

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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