gawgon 

A weird force/person that is unidentifiable and should not exist

The mosquito is the gawgon of all insects.
Get out of my house you gawgon, you mean nothing to me

gawgon by Glass_o_Milk October 23, 2012

GARGON 

The aliens watchdog portayed by a giant lobster from a 1950 sci fi flick.

The teenagers fled in terror as the GARGON attacked.

GARGON by lil' nicky July 30, 2011

Frozen Gargon 

An emoji-faced man who is known by the name "Tommy " who apparently shreds.

"Frozen Gargon" shreds. - Frozen Gargon is a YouTuber

Frozen Gargon by AyyeeImSpy December 23, 2017

Gargongaphiffle 

noun. A more sophisticated way to say ejaculate.

Greg got Gargongaphiffle all over his partner after thinking about Danny DeVito.

Gargongaphiffle by The_Fruggle_Bunny October 29, 2021

gwagon 

the term for when your genitals are squeezed to hard and you end up shitting yourself

he got gwagoned!

gwagon by user6613743992992447281992 July 15, 2020

Gagon of Boo 

A Gagon of boo describes a unit of measurement known to be at least 50 sticks of bamboo. Bamboo is used for marking hazards on a ski slope

I had to use at least a Gagon of boo just to mark that one ski slope.

Gagon of Boo by SkiPatrolPete February 7, 2020

Slippery Gargone 

After you have sex with a girl while she is still laying on the bed, you urinate on her chest then slide on her like you are on a slip n slide.

This weekend I'm finding some chick to let me give her a "slippery Gargone."

Slippery Gargone by Lil' Jensen January 21, 2011