gwagon

the term for when your genitals are squeezed to hard and you end up shitting yourself

he got gwagoned!

by user6613743992992447281992 July 15, 2020

g wagon

Popular nickname, referring to the Mercedes-Benz G class sport utility vehicle.

I seen Oprah Winfrey in an all black G Wagon with bulletproof glass, and secret-service tint.

by Vic Damone Jr May 2, 2006

Gagon of Boo

A Gagon of boo describes a unit of measurement known to be at least 50 sticks of bamboo. Bamboo is used for marking hazards on a ski slope

I had to use at least a Gagon of boo just to mark that one ski slope.

by SkiPatrolPete February 7, 2020

Glagonflish

A odd mystical creature. It is basically a mix between a goldfish and a dragon fly. It is believed to have been created by Michael Phelps after several large bong hits.

Stoner1: "Yo' dude did you see that flippin' Glagonflish that just flew by?
Stoner2: "Dude don't go all Michael Phelps on my ass!"

by CanolaStar May 8, 2010

G-Wagon

Mercedes-Benz G-Class...Ugly, yet so so fresh.

G-Wagon so fly

by Enrichel June 19, 2003

G Wagon

A game you play, similar to Slug Bug, but when you see a G Wagon, you yell "G Wagon" and punch the fuck out of who ever is sitting next to you. Be careful not to confuse Jeep Commanders or any similar looking cars, or else they get to punch the fuck outta you!!

"G WAGON!!"

"Damn, you dick!"

by Shanghai Sex November 9, 2009

gwafont

Describes a person who gets raped, but loves to brag about it

"Did you hear what happened to Chloee?"
"Yeah, she was date raped at that party, now she's all gwafont about it!"

by Chlosu June 7, 2009