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Gasterflasted 

I'm gasterflasted of whats going on .

Michael Jackson didn't understand he could not touch kids. HE WAS GASTERFLASTED!

gaster blaster

Sans: I'm gonna freaking kill you.
Frisk: But saaans...
Sans: WITH A GASTER BLASTER!!!
Frisk: ded

MasterBlaster2000 

To insert one’s index and middle finger inside the vaginal canal of a woman and wiggle them around
Blonde : I’m horny
Asian : you want some of that Masterblaster2000?

Masterblaster 

Masterblaster, the legendary morning wake-up commonly practiced in Detroit.

Masterblaster is the first magnificent hit you pack into your stem; and you blast off to complete awake

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"You ready for your masterblaster my dude?"
"Fuck yes I am"
"To the moooooooooooooon this morning"
Masterblaster by Pharmexist April 19, 2016

masterblaster 

this is a word to describe a sexual eruption and/or romantic explosion. it is used in male conversation to stay secretive around women.
guys: dude i got in a good masterblaster session yesterday.
girl: wtf r u guys talking about
guys: MHHHHHM!

masterblasterbating 

grinding your crotch (not gender specific) on the back of the neck of a person while they're giving you a shoulder ride.
"did you see the look on debby's face when she was playing water chicken? i'm pretty sure she was masterblasterbating".
masterblasterbating by Surly Q August 20, 2012