gasterblaster 

While having sex the female partner chugs a whole gallon of milk and when about to finish the female shall projectile vomit on the males penis

Gasterblaster to projectile vomit on the partner

gasterblaster by anonymous June 9, 2022

Gasterflasted 

Confused or unsure

I'm gasterflasted of whats going on .

Michael Jackson didn't understand he could not touch kids. HE WAS GASTERFLASTED!

Gasterflasted by sadboisparkz May 27, 2021

gaster blaster

Sans' guns pew pew pew pew pew pew pew

Sans: I'm gonna freaking kill you.
Frisk: But saaans...
Sans: WITH A GASTER BLASTER!!!
Frisk: ded

gaster blaster by chara the human :) May 22, 2017

MasterBlaster2000 

To insert one’s index and middle finger inside the vaginal canal of a woman and wiggle them around

Blonde : I’m horny
Asian : you want some of that Masterblaster2000?

MasterBlaster2000 by Asian Masterblaster2000 April 21, 2022

Masterblaster 

Masterblaster, the legendary morning wake-up commonly practiced in Detroit.

Masterblaster is the first magnificent hit you pack into your stem; and you blast off to complete awake

rz47

"You ready for your masterblaster my dude?"
"Fuck yes I am"
"To the moooooooooooooon this morning"

Masterblaster by Pharmexist April 19, 2016

masterblaster 

this is a word to describe a sexual eruption and/or romantic explosion. it is used in male conversation to stay secretive around women.

guys: dude i got in a good masterblaster session yesterday.
girl: wtf r u guys talking about
guys: MHHHHHM!

masterblaster by Shoe-Shine and Kyle January 26, 2008

masterblasterbating 

grinding your crotch (not gender specific) on the back of the neck of a person while they're giving you a shoulder ride.

"did you see the look on debby's face when she was playing water chicken? i'm pretty sure she was masterblasterbating".

masterblasterbating by Surly Q August 20, 2012