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unsure-cognition 

Noun. Being completely unsure of everything for no apparent reason and not knowing how to verbalize it.
After a night of hard drinking, Ted has unsure-cognition
unsure-cognition by Nick Johnston February 6, 2005

HIV Unsure

When you can't tell if you're either HIV positive or HIV negative.
"The last time I got tested, the doctor told me my results were HIV unsure."
HIV Unsure by Copy the Compcom March 5, 2026

Unsureskin

The unsureskin is the tip of a penis of a man whose circumcision status is unknown.
Man 1: Bro, are you circumcised?

Man 2: To be honest, bro, I don't really know.

Man 1: So do you have foreskin?

Man 2: No, I have an unsureskin.
Unsureskin by Pauline54 April 12, 2022
To suck the semen out of a girl's vagina after jizzing inside of it.
After realizing he made a mistake, Stevenson promptly unscrewed the fat girl from down the hall.
Unscrew by Red Joseph April 16, 2015

Unsurreality 

1. A comic produced by Mike Dufort.

2. A combination of the words: Unsure, Surreal, Real, and Reality.

3. A word to describe high confusement.
Jack: "I like red frogs behind a green sky."
Carl: "That's like, unsurreality, dude!"
Unsurreality by Michael J. December 9, 2008

Unstrengthiness 

The acute physical condition of a person who posesses a severe lack of strength. This condition is exacerbated by afternoon naps.
Lift this dumbbell, it will cure your unstrengthiness.
Unstrengthiness by HawkreiN January 6, 2020
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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