Gasteous

That fart was so fall I invented a new word.

That fart was fucking gasteous

by Gasteous September 7, 2022

gasteous

Not to be confused with gaseous.
Definition: A positive adjective used to describe something which is extremely kind or useful.

Friend: Hey! It would be gasteous of you to lend me your pencil.
Me: Sure thing! Here you go!
Friend: Thanks, you’re really gasteous

by lol1234569420peepoo August 24, 2023

Gaseous Clay

a person with horrendously smelly farts (as he floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee. This is derived from “Cassius Clay” which is the birth name of the famed boxer Muhammad Ali.)

"SWEET MOTHER OF GOD!!! What is that smell? Whoa, you’re a regular Gaseous Clay. Alright, I throw in the towel. Now help me back on my feet, would ya?"

by goose_on_a_roof October 11, 2020

Gaseous Rex

Someone whose farts are so foul and lethal, they can kill more people than a raging T-Rex.

Oh no, Gaseous Rex just had Mexican food for lunch. Better get outta here before we get a whiff of his lethal stench!

by LonePooper January 27, 2018

gaseous clay

According to the late Roger Mellie (that bloke off the telly) "Gaseous Clay" is the name given to flatulence assisted stools which, due to their high air content, float like a butterfly on contact with the water in the toilet pan. unfortuately, as they have a high exit velocity, they also sting like a bee

"I'm not eating sweetcorn again, It gives me Gaseous Clay"

by cheezy geezer December 29, 2004

Gasheous Exchange

The act of buying, selling or trading girls of an equal value to your expense.

Person 1: Hey, Want to do some gasheous exchange?
Person 2: Okay then, I only have £10 and a dirty girl at the moment though.
Person 1: Thats fine, add them together and we can find you something decent.

by Brimmy April 25, 2009

gaseous

the state of being unnecessarily active, extra, or "gassed up"

Nick: Bruh why are you getting so lit my guy?

Vic: Nigga, I'm gaseous right now.

by vicjames March 23, 2017