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smoking gasoline
smoking gasoline by Laxer88 June 28, 2017
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green gasoline
Marijuana, esp. when used in order to make a long car ride or monotonous lengthy task more interesting or bearable.
I've only got 1.5 G's left. To get all the way to Dallas, we're gonna need more of that green gasoline.
green gasoline by SnarkyNinja May 20, 2009
Gasoline Park
1) The wrong way of saying "gas station."
2) A place for gasoline to let their little gaslets play while at work moving cars, trucks, and the human economy around.
2) A place for gasoline to let their little gaslets play while at work moving cars, trucks, and the human economy around.
Gasoline Park by Real_NoobToob May 6, 2020
Maria Gasolina
In Brazil, a woman who only dates men who have cars, because it shows a certain social status and wealth. These women obviously deny this realty except for a few honest ones that are proud to be "selective". Of course, whether these women are honest or in denial, they should be avoided at all cost! The name Maria can after be used with any last name to show that the certain women is only looking for this detail (example: Maria Money/Maria Playboy...)
woman:"so, can you come and pick me up at my place?"
man:"could you be anymore of a Maria Gasolina?"
woman:"...."(silence indicating guilt)
man:"that's what I thought!"
man:"could you be anymore of a Maria Gasolina?"
woman:"...."(silence indicating guilt)
man:"that's what I thought!"
Maria Gasolina by Timbo BSB April 29, 2006
gasolinism
Tovar: (does a gasoline act)
Java: That's a sign of Gasolinism, Tovar.
Tovar: Today happens to be Gasoline Java Day.
Java: What if I were to spray you with Diesel Fuel??
Tovar: Then I'd stick a comb handle up your 455 and be even more gasoline.
Java: That's a sign of Gasolinism, Tovar.
Tovar: Today happens to be Gasoline Java Day.
Java: What if I were to spray you with Diesel Fuel??
Tovar: Then I'd stick a comb handle up your 455 and be even more gasoline.
gasolinism by Java September 7, 2004
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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