1) The wrong way of saying "gas station."
2) A place for gasoline to let their little gaslets play while at work moving cars, trucks, and the human economy around.

We're going to the gasoline park to refuel.

Gasoline Park by Real_NoobToob May 6, 2020

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gasoline

An alcoholic beverage made of vodka and energy drink. It's more or less the same color, and has the same effect of giving you energy.

I'll make it to the after-bar if they're serving gasoline!

gasoline by kinglouie August 13, 2009

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Maria Gasolina

In Brazil, a woman who only dates men who have cars, because it shows a certain social status and wealth. These women obviously deny this realty except for a few honest ones that are proud to be "selective". Of course, whether these women are honest or in denial, they should be avoided at all cost! The name Maria can after be used with any last name to show that the certain women is only looking for this detail (example: Maria Money/Maria Playboy...)

woman:"so, can you come and pick me up at my place?"
man:"could you be anymore of a Maria Gasolina?"
woman:"...."(silence indicating guilt)
man:"that's what I thought!"

Maria Gasolina by Timbo BSB April 29, 2006

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gasolinism

Hostility.

See Gasoline or Hostile.

Tovar: (does a gasoline act)

Java: That's a sign of Gasolinism, Tovar.

Tovar: Today happens to be Gasoline Java Day.

Java: What if I were to spray you with Diesel Fuel??

Tovar: Then I'd stick a comb handle up your 455 and be even more gasoline.

gasolinism by Java September 7, 2004

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