garnto

Garnto is one of the most powerful last names one could have. A Garnto knows how to make money and work hard. They will protect what’s theirs no matter the cost. Not a family you want to fuck with. They will beat you in any competition you challenge them too. They care about 3 things their money, their family, and their guns. They express the true definition of worth ethic and power. The men in this family have an untouchable charm being respectful but protective. You won’t find many people that dislike them yet you’ll find a lot that envy the Garnto family.

“Holy shit that guys only 19 and bought that house.” Yeah he’s a Garnto

Saw someone beat the hell out of a guy at the grocery store today for bumping into his girlfriend. Said his last name was Garnto.

by Urban dictionary slayer April 5, 2024

Garnt

Not a real name, a misspelling of the name Grant

Gigguks name can't be Garnt, you obviously mean Grant

by Anonymous_Degenerate April 14, 2021

Garno

Garno is an adjective, coming from the Pesaro dialect, which is attributed to fantastic or very beautiful things or situations for the speaker. it is often also used outside Pesaro, especially due to the influence of a twitch streamer, Muusoo who always uses it

A:"hey, I graduated" B:"garno"
"this pasta dish is too garno"

by lollolord March 23, 2021

Garno Club

When driving your arm in to the gential region of someone.

Playing football one day nick gave vannzee the Garno Club and he pissed blood for a week.

by D-Run April 11, 2008

granton

A historical or educational bicycle tour. Named after Shawn Granton of Portland, OR, author of zines and leader of numerous historical zines and bicycle tours.

Hey, did you go on that fallout shelters granton yesterday? I hear it was epic!

by TheDeacon June 19, 2010

garnouflaging

The act of camouflaging a substandard bloody Mary cocktail with excessive garnish

Your cheese burger, celery, and bucket of chicken doesn't excuse this awful bloody Mary. You're garnouflaging me man!

by MyBigFat BloodyMary May 6, 2014

garnouflage

putting a ton of garnish on top of a poor quality bloody Mary

A bar spends 20 minutes and charges 20 dollars for a bloody Mary with every manner of garnish from cheeseburgers to movie tickets, only to use a crappy pre-mix and rail vodka. Don't garnouflage a poor drink.

by Real Bloody May 10, 2014