garnouflage

putting a ton of garnish on top of a poor quality bloody Mary

A bar spends 20 minutes and charges 20 dollars for a bloody Mary with every manner of garnish from cheeseburgers to movie tickets, only to use a crappy pre-mix and rail vodka. Don't garnouflage a poor drink.

by Real Bloody May 10, 2014

garnouflaging

The act of camouflaging a substandard bloody Mary cocktail with excessive garnish

Your cheese burger, celery, and bucket of chicken doesn't excuse this awful bloody Mary. You're garnouflaging me man!

by MyBigFat BloodyMary May 06, 2014