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A light-colored cloth cover dat you drape over yer vehicle-navigation device to keep it cooler when installed in a hot vehicle.
Car-electronics devices are often designed to be heat-resistant, but it's wise to still use a garmint to protect them on sunny days.
garmint by QuacksO August 13, 2026
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Garminarnar

“Wow Robert, your deck is so Garminarnar!”
“Thanks gang.”
Garminarnar by hehdididoosst March 29, 2021
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garment varmint 

A strange creature that lives in the great cloth caverns.
My garment varmint is getting excited by all the hot pieces of ass.

Garmin Farming 

The act of farming garmin points in cheap, unfair or unofficial ways such as setting step goals and going for impossibly short runs in order to rise on the Garmin point leaderboard.
Respectful Garmin user: “Hey Aidan how do you always hit your step goal?”
Aidan: “well I just set my step goal to 100!”
Respectful Garmin user: “Hey! That’s Garmin Farming!”
Garmin Farming by Elliud Kipchoge January 29, 2020

reprogramming the garmin 

Masturbating; masturbating in a car or vehicle
Q: What is that guy doing in the red car over there?

A: He's just reprogramming the garmin
reprogramming the garmin by play746 September 10, 2009

garmining 

Figuring out how to get from point A to point B. It's a verb.
I am garmining my way to the store for smokes. Jamie garmined her way out of that one!
garmining by kat51 March 11, 2009

Garmin Bitch 

the annoyin ass bitch that trys to tell you how to drive on your gps (also found on iphone)... 69 69 69 69 me right now
That fuckin garmin bitch keeps talkin.
Garmin Bitch by apkim January 12, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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