garmint

A light-colored cloth cover dat you drape over yer vehicle-navigation device to keep it cooler when installed in a hot vehicle.

Car-electronics devices are often designed to be heat-resistant, but it's wise to still use a garmint to protect them on sunny days.

garmint by QuacksO August 13, 2026

Garminarnar

When something is cool or interesting

“Wow Robert, your deck is so Garminarnar!”
“Thanks gang.”

Garminarnar by hehdididoosst March 29, 2021

garment varmint 

A strange creature that lives in the great cloth caverns.

My garment varmint is getting excited by all the hot pieces of ass.

garment varmint by СукаБлять February 3, 2017

Garmin Farming 

The act of farming garmin points in cheap, unfair or unofficial ways such as setting step goals and going for impossibly short runs in order to rise on the Garmin point leaderboard.

Respectful Garmin user: “Hey Aidan how do you always hit your step goal?”
Aidan: “well I just set my step goal to 100!”
Respectful Garmin user: “Hey! That’s Garmin Farming!”

Garmin Farming by Elliud Kipchoge January 29, 2020

reprogramming the garmin 

Masturbating; masturbating in a car or vehicle

Q: What is that guy doing in the red car over there?

A: He's just reprogramming the garmin

reprogramming the garmin by play746 September 10, 2009

garmining 

Figuring out how to get from point A to point B. It's a verb.

I am garmining my way to the store for smokes. Jamie garmined her way out of that one!

garmining by kat51 March 11, 2009

Garmin Bitch 

the annoyin ass bitch that trys to tell you how to drive on your gps (also found on iphone)... 69 69 69 69 me right now

That fuckin garmin bitch keeps talkin.

Garmin Bitch by apkim January 12, 2010