garfunkly

When someone just smells or looks garfunkly

Hey! Have you noticed She is kinda garfunkly today?

by Cuckfollower69 August 13, 2017

Garfunkle

To react to something in such a manner that whatever you are drinking comes out your nose. This is primarily caused by a surprise of some sort and the surprise is typically as hilarious as the word itself.

I just about garfunkled my coffee when the monkey at the zoo threw some poop and it landed on a guy's ice cream cone.

by RTOTOJ March 8, 2020

Garfunk

An alcoholic beverage consisting of Budweiser and Lilt, made in the former's bottle.

You must drink down to the emblem on the bottle, then fill up the space with Lilt, put the bottle cap back on, and shake twice, to give the tropical beer taste of a Garfunk.
Ideally served with pizza.

by Greasy Boots December 31, 2011

simon and garfunkel

great artists, paul simon is a modern american poet and art garfunkel has an amazing singing voice.
made famous in the 60s for songs such as "sounds of silence", "bridge over troubled water" and "mrs robinson"
well worth a listen, these are a duet who provide the soundtrack an era in american history.

simon and garfunkel make some great music,
the lyrics are some of the best ive ever heard.
"the words of a prophet are written on the subway wall"

by homer simpson March 24, 2005

garfunkeled

when in some sort of relationship, business or otherwise, your associate or partner leaves, acheiving more success or happiness than when they were associated with you.

Dammit, I've been garfunkeled! My ex-girlfriend was miserable and wouldn't do anything with me when I was with her, but I saw her the other day, she was with her new asshole boyfriend and...well...dammit
I've been garfunkeled!

by ethan "mojo-spankk" bradshaw October 16, 2003

Garfunkling

The act of having sex with someone while wearing an Art Garfunkel wig(seen in Flight of the Conchords, episode 207).

Guy #1: Why are you dressed like Art Garfunkel?
Guy #2: I met this chick who's into Garfunkling.

by RoastedPeanut April 4, 2009

Garfunkeling

When a woman requests her partner dress as Art Garfunkel during intercourse.

Better grab my wig, This chicks into Garfunkeling!

by Heat3 March 1, 2009