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A man with a monster Schlong which erect will destroy the universe as we know it. The average speed of a Ganzi is 57 MPH. Only responds in one word answers (often doesn't respond). One ejaculation could end world hunger and create a semen cloud over the world. The story of the world serpent was inspired by Ganzi's schlong. A younger Ganzi would be referred to as Lil Pedo or Honda Civic. In earlier years, A Ganzi would spend his time practicing his craft in poetry before falling into a spiral of becoming a gang leader, which he then evolved into a weeb master. A Ganzi's skillset includes being a fagio beast, capable of busting a cap in yo aah and being great at evading social situations. If you see a Ganzi in the wild proceed with caution as he walks around with his fists clenched ready to take heads off.

You will not survive
Damn Ganzi, he avoided my call again.
Ganzi by TheeSkengdo December 5, 2021
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ganzik • Ganzi • ganik • Ganjika • ganjikh • ganzie • Ganzing • Gandik • gandikotology • Ganika
The ancient sanskrit name for the now called ganja, which is a term used for Marijuana.

The plant was first called Ganjika which means "belonging to the ganges(river)".

It grew naturally along the ganges river and its smell attracted royals.
Like shah jahan, the king who built the Taj Mahal .
king: I am awfully stressed before this battle

servant: let me bring you some ganjika sire it will definitely help.

king: of course, bring it to me at once.
Ganjika by slugsgirl March 23, 2009
1. A condition characterized by a profound sense of disorientation and disconnection from reality.

2. A state of extreme confusion, often induced by excessive use of drugs or exposure to highly stressful or uncomfortable situations.

3. A feeling of being completely overwhelmed and unable to comprehend one's surroundings or thoughts.
Example Sentence 1: " That guy was ganzing so hard he had his right shoe on his left foot.

Example sentence 2: "The unexpected change in plans left James ganzing, struggling to make sense of the situation and find his bearings."

Example sentence 3: "After taking a large dose of psychedelics, Nate found himself ganzing, unable to distinguish reality from her vivid hallucinations."
Ganzing by cslinky February 2, 2023
it actually means bitch( female dog)

but in Azerbaijani language its a course to show some one he/she annoys you and you want him/her to go away or fck off
mammad ganjikh lanma hosalam yox
mohaamd piss off im not in the mood
hava na ganjikhde
weather is so annoying
ganjikh by ganjix olan November 18, 2018
Shetland Dialect: A heavy woolen jumper, also known as an allover
Bouy yuns an affle fine ganzie doo his 'on.
ganzie by shet1 October 30, 2007

gandikotology 

Believing in tree magic and using it to overthrow the Soviet government and executing the leader at 5:30 PM on Saturday next week.
Aight fam ima use gandikotology to kill this commie bitch.
gandikotology by Gandikotologist September 1, 2020
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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