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Avoided Rat 

Did you watch Avoided Rat on TikTok today, he is very funny

Avoident 

A person who avoids to brush his teeth is called an avoident.
It has been a week since you brushed your teeth, you are such an avoident!
Avoident by Kerosene_Manja June 4, 2017

Avoidedness 

A term used during talk therapy to describe a patient's unwillingness to do or think about things that provoke discomfort or unpleasure.
Scott: She sent me a package for my birthday, but I haven't opened it.
Lana: Seriously? Your birthday was three weeks ago--you give in to your avoidedness and might be missing out of a terrific gift!
Scott: I'm . . . I'm not sure that's a word?
Lana: It is now, you lunatic bastard!
Avoidedness by Biff Whipple February 24, 2023

avoiderd 

An avoided nerd. Isolates ones life in an enclosed area to hide from life's social encounters.
Gloria your so white you look like a ghost, get outside and make friends instead of watching harry potter you avoiderd!!!!!!!
avoiderd by business June 17, 2005

Barrel Avoider 

Some fucking kook that surfs your waves and does not pull into the tube!!!!!
Ha Barrel Avoider, WTF gotta pull in......Split.....

When surfing and avoiding the Tube......

Conflict Avoider 

Somebody, (typically a female, but in rare cases a "homophobe" male) who is so terrified of conflict and desiring of consensus, that they can't say anything that might result in someone thinking negatively about them. Their fear of saying “no” regardless of the truth results in a “life in the closet” and the constant stress of whether they should venture out or continue to live with the internal unrest. Conflict avoiders often times seek a weekly haven, typically religious but occasionally male bonding activities, where they don’t have worry that they might lose a vote if they say something insensitive.
Rick: “Hey Jeff, I don’t feel like spending my own money on tickets to the game – can I have yours?”

Jeff: “Oh sure Rick, you can have one of mine and don’t worry about the money, I’m sure you’re good for $1000 and will pay me back when you can”.

Rick: “Yeah, sure, call the office, and I said I wanted “tickets” as in 4, you dipshit”.

Jeff: “No problem Rick, I really didn’t want to go anyway and my wife would really enjoy me spending the day at home”.

Rick: "what a pussy that "conflict avoider" is. The dipshit just gave me 4 tickets to the game and he can get in line behind the other dummies I'm never paying back."
Conflict Avoider by majord01 October 15, 2009