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Avoided Rat 

A famous TikTok user who is very funny.
Did you watch Avoided Rat on TikTok today, he is very funny
Avoided Rat by Xxdipiappledonut August 21, 2021

Avoident 

A person who avoids to brush his teeth is called an avoident.
It has been a week since you brushed your teeth, you are such an avoident!
Avoident by Kerosene_Manja June 4, 2017

Avoidedness 

A term used during talk therapy to describe a patient's unwillingness to do or think about things that provoke discomfort or unpleasure.
Scott: She sent me a package for my birthday, but I haven't opened it.
Lana: Seriously? Your birthday was three weeks ago--you give in to your avoidedness and might be missing out of a terrific gift!
Scott: I'm . . . I'm not sure that's a word?
Lana: It is now, you lunatic bastard!
Avoidedness by Biff Whipple February 24, 2023

avoiderd 

An avoided nerd. Isolates ones life in an enclosed area to hide from life's social encounters.
Gloria your so white you look like a ghost, get outside and make friends instead of watching harry potter you avoiderd!!!!!!!
avoiderd by business June 17, 2005

Barrel Avoider 

Some fucking kook that surfs your waves and does not pull into the tube!!!!!
Ha Barrel Avoider, WTF gotta pull in......Split.....

When surfing and avoiding the Tube......
Barrel Avoider by I am Bernie June 9, 2009

Conflict Avoider 

Somebody, (typically a female, but in rare cases a "homophobe" male) who is so terrified of conflict and desiring of consensus, that they can't say anything that might result in someone thinking negatively about them. Their fear of saying “no” regardless of the truth results in a “life in the closet” and the constant stress of whether they should venture out or continue to live with the internal unrest. Conflict avoiders often times seek a weekly haven, typically religious but occasionally male bonding activities, where they don’t have worry that they might lose a vote if they say something insensitive.
Rick: “Hey Jeff, I don’t feel like spending my own money on tickets to the game – can I have yours?”

Jeff: “Oh sure Rick, you can have one of mine and don’t worry about the money, I’m sure you’re good for $1000 and will pay me back when you can”.

Rick: “Yeah, sure, call the office, and I said I wanted “tickets” as in 4, you dipshit”.

Jeff: “No problem Rick, I really didn’t want to go anyway and my wife would really enjoy me spending the day at home”.

Rick: "what a pussy that "conflict avoider" is. The dipshit just gave me 4 tickets to the game and he can get in line behind the other dummies I'm never paying back."
Conflict Avoider by majord01 October 15, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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