A small peice of land lost in the middle of the North Sea beteen Scotland and Norway. Famous for: Sheep, ponies, wooly jumpers, puffins, Salmon, Ally Bain.

In the Winter its dark, windy and cold and they celebrate the 'Up-Helly-Aa' festival, or 'Transvestite Tuesday' as it is more commonly known. The constant darkness means the locals never know when its time to stop drinking.

In the summer they celebrate the 'Simmer Dim'. An excess of daylight means the locals never know when its time to stop drinking.

Also used to describe someone who is inbred.

Shetland - a person of short stature and quite good looking.

In other words, short and rideable.

Originating from Shetland Pony.

A small group of islands north east of mainland scotland and has the most northernly point in britain, mucka flugga.

It is the indenigious home of the shetland ponies and Aly Bain ( fiddler ). They also have awesome football teams.

A shetland is a small pony, but this word describes a very short person.

An affectionate term for an extremely short person.

Defecating. Having a poo.

A group of islands north of Scotland just above Orkney. Not as good and generally just a hilly, heathery shitehole.