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Get the ganzie mug.A man with a monster Schlong which erect will destroy the universe as we know it. The average speed of a Ganzi is 57 MPH. Only responds in one word answers (often doesn't respond). One ejaculation could end world hunger and create a semen cloud over the world. The story of the world serpent was inspired by Ganzi's schlong. A younger Ganzi would be referred to as Lil Pedo or Honda Civic. In earlier years, A Ganzi would spend his time practicing his craft in poetry before falling into a spiral of becoming a gang leader, which he then evolved into a weeb master. A Ganzi's skillset includes being a fagio beast, capable of busting a cap in yo aah and being great at evading social situations. If you see a Ganzi in the wild proceed with caution as he walks around with his fists clenched ready to take heads off.
You will not survive
You will not survive
by TheeSkengdo December 05, 2021
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by South Sudanese community January 23, 2020
Get the Ganzi mug.Ganzi is the scotish word for a cunt. Also known as mc gooch with sounds like a scotish wizard (more like wizards sleave).
by Yoshibaby February 15, 2009
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by owoWhatsThisQuestionMark January 15, 2018
Get the ganzy mug.Ganzi signifies the most sigma of the entirety of the male homosapien species. He can touch planets without moving an inch and is capable of answering the worlds toughest questions like who created the earth? What came first the chicken and the egg? And who was in Paris? The catch here is that a Ganzi will not respond the a mortal humans words and phone calls. He will leave you on read and isolate himself from society for months at a time. Some wonder how can someone with such power withhold all his knowledge and semen from the entire world? But the truth is that he has a crippling hentai addiction that stems back as long as the universe itself. Megan Fox, Margot Robbie and Jennifer Aniston have made their sincerest efforts at seducing Ganzi but no matter what efforts they exert, Ganzi’s heart yearns for only his one true love. Pokimane. If we unite them once and for all we can unleash the power of Ganzi and stop global warming, end wars and create peace and harmony amongst the galaxies.
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