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Ganzi
A man with a monster Schlong which erect will destroy the universe as we know it. The average speed of a Ganzi is 57 MPH. Only responds in one word answers (often doesn't respond). One ejaculation could end world hunger and create a semen cloud over the world. The story of the world serpent was inspired by Ganzi's schlong. A younger Ganzi would be referred to as Lil Pedo or Honda Civic. In earlier years, A Ganzi would spend his time practicing his craft in poetry before falling into a spiral of becoming a gang leader, which he then evolved into a weeb master. A Ganzi's skillset includes being a fagio beast, capable of busting a cap in yo aah and being great at evading social situations. If you see a Ganzi in the wild proceed with caution as he walks around with his fists clenched ready to take heads off.
You will not survive
You will not survive
Ganzi by TheeSkengdo December 5, 2021
Ganzel
Coolest people on the face of the earth, outgoing. Strive to be the best.
Although, Late for just about any party/meeting/get together... etc
Although, Late for just about any party/meeting/get together... etc
Ganzel by yourendisnigh1 July 21, 2009
Ganzing
1. A condition characterized by a profound sense of disorientation and disconnection from reality.
2. A state of extreme confusion, often induced by excessive use of drugs or exposure to highly stressful or uncomfortable situations.
3. A feeling of being completely overwhelmed and unable to comprehend one's surroundings or thoughts.
2. A state of extreme confusion, often induced by excessive use of drugs or exposure to highly stressful or uncomfortable situations.
3. A feeling of being completely overwhelmed and unable to comprehend one's surroundings or thoughts.
Example Sentence 1: " That guy was ganzing so hard he had his right shoe on his left foot.
Example sentence 2: "The unexpected change in plans left James ganzing, struggling to make sense of the situation and find his bearings."
Example sentence 3: "After taking a large dose of psychedelics, Nate found himself ganzing, unable to distinguish reality from her vivid hallucinations."
Example sentence 2: "The unexpected change in plans left James ganzing, struggling to make sense of the situation and find his bearings."
Example sentence 3: "After taking a large dose of psychedelics, Nate found himself ganzing, unable to distinguish reality from her vivid hallucinations."
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