Bouy

Anyone who is in the water in a known surf spot, who is not surfing. Rather they may be standing, splashing, wrestling, throwing a football, being pale white, wearing a t-shirt, floating, oblivious to the vessel headed towards them, in the way.

In the summer time tourist season you might say: "F#@kin bouys, messin up my wave, looking scared shitless when we lock eyes right before I interupt there splish splash session. Yet, they still don't leave".

by ShrimpShrimpShrimp November 23, 2010

Bouy

A sex change for a fat lass

How does a fat lass get a sex change? Chuck her in a pool and she becomes a bouy!

by Juan Hunglow April 12, 2010

toilet bouy

Old man balls. (Long balls) When sitting down on the toilet to take a shit, one must keep his toilet bouys above the water level.

This morning I sat down for my morning shit and forgot to lift the ol' toilet bouys up!!!!

by Krypto-BL February 10, 2018

sex bouy

the up and down bobbing motion of doing the nasty in a pool, hot tub, or other large body of water

"Last thing I remember we were playing pool at Big 'Uns and then we ended up nekid in the pool floating around like a sex bouy"

by Lolo fo sho August 14, 2009

ticki bouy

a superhero aspiring to take over the world one drunk hook-up at a time. Usually associated with alcoholism.

wow, did you see ticki bouy and hammmy take over the world last night?

by Ticki Bouy August 25, 2008

Why't Bouy

A phrase created by Ernie Leblanc, ''Into the Bass!'' to oppose Internet Censorship.

I just knew that this Little Why't Bouy could do it too!

by Ernie Leblanc July 2, 2025

bouyaschi

Something, or an experience that happens, good or bad that words can not explain. You need to be on the same level of bouyaschi-ness to understand.

To a customer, the Sprint store is bouyaschi. It is bouyaschi because they could make a payment in so many other ways but they would rather go to the store, it's inexplainable.

by idrazil January 26, 2010