Dialect 

/ˈdɑɪ.ə.ˌlɛkt/
noun

1. A dialect is a particular form or derivative of a language that can vary greatly from the main language so as to be mutually unintelligible. The line between dialect and language is plastic depending on the political status of the dialect's speakers (see Cantonese). If you aren't sure, here's a good rule of thumb: A language is a dialect with an army and navy.

Lallans Speaker: Scots kythed for the first time in leeterar furm in the mids o the 14t century an didna differ muckle fae ither northren Inglis byleids.
English Speaker: I'm sorry, your dialect is completely unintelligible. It's like it wasn't actually English or something...oh.

Dialect by Nemo Mentisson November 14, 2009

Dialect 

He is one of the hottest upcoming rappers in Stockton, Ca. His lyrical miracles are like a fresh pair of kicks after stepping in doo doo. His words are like water after a long run. His flow is like a pool full of women on a hot summer day. His steez is unimaginable and his drip is contagious. His unique style and unmatched worth ethic sets him apart from rapper bums.

Dialect is lyrically superior to many rappers you know

Dialect by Steezmachine November 22, 2021

Dialect 

He is one of the hottest upcoming rappers coming out the 209. His lyrical miracles are like a pair of fresh kicks after stepping in doo doo. His words are like water after a long run. His flow is like a pool full of women on a hot summers day. His steez is unimaginable and his drip is contagious. His unique style and unmatched worth ethic sets him apart from other rapper bums.

Dialect is lyrically superior to many other rappers

Dialect by Steezmachine November 22, 2021

dialect panic 

a phenomenon that may or may not happen when a speaker of a language tries to communicate with another speaker of a different dialect.

For example, a Spanish speaker from Mexico might worry that he might have trouble communicating with the Spaniards or perhaps, when an American trying to speak with Australians.

I always have a dialect panic when I'm traveling out of USA.

dialect panic by JJJHC June 12, 2006

Eye dialect 

Eye dialect is the representation of the pronunciation of words by members of a specific social middle. There is no change in the use, only a change in the way the word is written.

Son: i wuz jis gonna call ya mum...
Mother: What?

Son: I was just go to call you mom!
Mother: Don't use your eye dialect with me.

Eye dialect by poOouh April 24, 2011

post-Potter dialect

The effect of reading a Harry Potter book all day. Then through instant messenger or verbal conversation, the reader speaks in ultra-proper english, that of fantasy book characters.

"What did you do today?"
"I called into work this morning and slept until about 4pm. Upon waking up the fever had subsided and my throat was much better."
"Cool"
"Yes, thank goodness. This week is sure to be hell anyway, glad i don't have to fair it while sick."
"Dude, lay off the potter. You've got post-Potter dialect syndrome"

post-Potter dialect by marrklar August 6, 2007

Nigga vernacular Ebonics dialect

A dialect they speak in that sounds like a whole other language it even comes with accents. Black Niggaspeak.

nigga- yuh shawdy niggas out in the streets doing crime doing rhyme yuh
guy1- Dude what the fuck is he talking about? What language is it?
guy2- I think he's speaking English I think it's the nigga vernacular ebonics dialect.

Nigga vernacular Ebonics dialect by The bambino turner April 11, 2020