Gametes 

the sexually transmitted infection (STI) in which a persons pubic hair is replaced with Swedish Fish. It is spread through eating the fish. Its origins began when a man ate really greasy potato chips and then jacked off.

Guy 1: Dude, I found some Swedish Fish on the toilet seat. And I ate them.

Guy 2: Dude, you should get checked for Gametes.

Gametes by thebigspoon12 January 22, 2010

gametes 

They're in the nuts.

Gametes are in the nuts.

gametes by DanMan101 January 8, 2008

gametes 

Noun.

Gametes can be two things. First it can be sperm from a man. Or it could also be a water creature that lives under the sea. "Bun sucking gametes" Gametes are very tasty and are sometimes used in cooking steaks, fish, etc. They provide a rich salty taste to the food. Gametes are widely used across the globe.

Ex. Why are the gametes warm?
Ex. Want to smoke some gametes?
Ex. Want to drink/eat gametes tonight?
Ex. Yummm Gametes, I just cannot wait!

gametes by hillary duff June 25, 2006

Cup a Gametes 

The act of using your hand to cup the semen after an orgasm that has landed on the waistline in an attempt to clean yourself.

When mom knocked on the door I had to “Cup a Gametes” in a hurry.

Cup a Gametes by SneakerP November 23, 2021

Gameless

A person lacking or having absolutely no game or swag.

That guy Nick is so gameless, he couldn't even get laid at a whore house.

Gameless by little-nuts April 28, 2011

Gameness 

It is a determination to master any situation and never back down out of fear. Something that you must be born with, it can't be taught.

Thanks to his gameness, he took control of the fight when it went to extra rounds.

Gameness by BAMF^2 August 10, 2010

Gamedesigner 

An organism which consumes tobacco, caffeine and/or junkfood and excretes games.

Shigeru Miyamoto was a great gamedesigner who worked for Nintendo.

Gamedesigner by FattyEagle February 28, 2016