gamer nerd

1. an adjective used to describe one that spends all his (or, less frequently, her) free time absorbed in video or computer games to the extent that he has no life (meaning the absence of friends, good grades, and/or extracurricular activities, etc).

2. In some social circles, this term has a negative connotation and is used colloquially to describe persons who have any interest in gaming whatsoever.

Wow, that kid is such a gamer nerd...all he does is play Halo 3 and DotA all day....

by Geruengiocrey Ifnu October 19, 2007

Sad Nerd Gamer

Edd Wilkinson. Blond. Gay. Kind of sums him up really, he is one of a kind, and always will be.

Ed Wilkinson is a Sad Nerd Gamer

by Pro Gamer #1 January 12, 2010

Angry Video Game Nerd

A pissed-off, geeky video game enthusiast who hosts his own series of game reviews on YouTube, ScrewAttack.com and GameTrailers.com. Formerly known as the Angry Nintendo Nerd, he reviews some of the most godawful games ever made (usually games on the NES) in an over-the-top manner. He is known for his New Jersey accent, his heavy drinking (usually drinks Rolling Rock and Yuengling beer) and his filthy mouth. The Nerd uses ridiculous amounts of profanity in his videos, to the point where he makes up his own words ("fuckfarts", "fuckballs"), and sums up the games with phrases such as "What a shitload of fuck," or "It sucks monkey fuck!!!!!" Usually he also describes some horrific thing he would rather do than play the games, such as "drink diarrhea vomited out of a buffalo's anus", in order to let the viewer know just how bad the game is. Some of the games/systems/accessories are destroyed in a comical manner (flushed down the toilet, stuck in the toaster, etc.) after he is done reviewing them. The series also sometimes has "special guests" such as Jason Voorhees, Freddy Krueger, Spider-Man, Bugs Bunny, Michael Myers and Leatherface, most of whom have the living shit beaten out of them by the Nerd. Some examples of games that the Nerd has reviewed are:

Castlevania II: Simon's Quest (NES)
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (NES)
The Karate Kid (NES)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (NES)
Back To The Future (NES)
Top Gun (NES)
Friday the 13th (NES)
A Nightmare on Elm Street (NES)
Power Glove (NES accessory)
Atari 5200
Ghostbusters (NES)
Sega CD
Sega 32X
Die Hard (NES)
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (Atari 2600)
Dragon's Lair (NES)

He's gonna take you back to the past
To play the shitty games that suck ass
He'd rather have a buffalo
Take a diarrhea dump in his ear
He'd rather eat the rotten asshole
Of a roadkill skunk and down it with beer
He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard
He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd
He's the Angry Atari-Sega Nerd
He's the Angry Video Game Nerd

"ASS!!!!!!"
"Fuck!" "Fuck!" "Fuck!" "Fuck!" (slow motion) "FFFFFFFUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKK!!!!!!!!!"
"This game is ass!!!!!!"
"Cowabunga? Cowa-fuckin'-piece-o'-dog-shit!!!!!!!"
"This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!!!"
"It suckin' fucks, it fuckin' sucks, it fuckin' blows, it's a piece of shit........ and I don't like it."

by OldeSchool January 6, 2008

Angry Video Game Nerd

James Rolfe/James Rolf. The name is often shortened by the AVGN or even The Nerd. He is formally known as the Angry Nintendo Nerd. He plays the most shittest games in mankind and uses the most absurd amount of profanity. He loves (surprisingly) the Contra series and the Street Fighter series. He reviews shitty games, and only shitty games, and may even get to the point where he shits on the cartridge/and/or destroys it in a way. The theme song is played by an amazing guitarist named Kyle Justin.

I'll never get tired watching the Angry Video Game Nerd's videos!

by MisaTange July 6, 2009

Angry Video Game Nerd

AVGN, JamesNintendoNerd, The Fucking Nerd or The Angry Video Game Nerd is a comedy review show created by James Rolfe for the channel Cinemassacre, Posted in 2006 on said channel. (Originally posted on another page in May 16th 2004) He reviews games and ports. He's highly known for his high amounts of swearing and drinking Rolling Roll.

Nerd 1: What's AVGN? (Angry Video Game Nerd)
Nerd 2: Audio-Video Graphic Network
Nerd 3: A VaGiNa? (episode 139)

by dudley_tea March 14, 2020

Angry Video Game Nerd VS. Nostalgia Critic

Angry Video Game Nerd VS. Nostalgia Critic is an 2008 Film directed by James Rolfe that premiere on Youtube.com, The Video would go on to get over 800k views. The video is about The Angry Video Game Nerd clashing with The Nostalgia critic two Youtube Entertainers with similar content styles. The video would include effects. The video would end with The Angry Video game winning the battle.

Person 1: Bro, did you watch Angry Video Game Nerd VS. Nostalgia Critic?

Person 2: No?

Person 1: WATCH IT!

by "The Fiend" Jay Wyatt May 21, 2021

Flash Game Nerd

A nerd who is obsessed with getting high scores on an online Flash game. They play the game everyday so they can rank in high scores or leaderboards.

Man, Steve is such a flash game nerd, he's been playing that game all day and he isn't happy with being in the 10th spot.

I've been playing this game for a while and my score isn't even close. Ah well, isn't worth being a flash game nerd over.

by Super Saiyan Link June 17, 2009